#136: Anthology IV

[F.U.C.K. is an e-zine that I started on January 24, 1993 and ended on January 24, 2000. One concept is that articles should be timeless if possible, so they were not released with dates. As such, the date on this blog is not exact but I will try to use a date as close as possible.]


“Life is for the strong, to be taken from the weak…” — The Most Dangerous Game (Richard Connel)

I think computer viruses should count as life … I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image. — S.Hawking

“those with no wounds are the unluckiest of all” — Robert Bly

“Ah, but Christians were meddlers, and a man on the run from death, duty, and who else knew what else? was a man who hadn’t need meddling with. — Jitterbug Perfume

“The only organization I ever joined in my life was the Columbia Record Club, and I had to get out of that because it was too disciplined” — Jitterbug Perfume

           "Originality is the art of concealing your sources."
                       "I believe that the people
                     in power - not only political
                        power, but also economic
                      and social power - will not
                       nonviolently give up that
                          power to the people.
                        Power is not a material
                         possession that can be
                       given.  It is the ability
                      to act.  Power must be taken
                         it is never given..."
                                    -- William Powell

“There is a tendency today to absolve individuals of moral responsibility and treat them as victims of social circumstance. You buy that and you pay with your soul.” — ??

    It's not men who limit women ...
    It's not straights who limit gays ...
    It's not whites who limit blacks ...
    What limits people is lack of character.
    What limits people is that they don't have the fucking
    nerve or imagination to star in their own movie -- 
    let alone direct it.
                    From:   Still Life With Woodpecker
                    By:     Tom Robbins

“One should not fear that they may die, but that they may never live…”

“You {war} teach men how to die, while peace shows them only how to live. You cleanse the world; Peace litters it with corruption.” — Yates Sterling

“There is no use talking about abolishing war, that’s damn foolishness. Take the guns away from men and they will fight just the same.” — S. Butler

“A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.” — Joseph Stalin

“To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder.” — Albert Einstein

“I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.” — Ulysses S. Grant


“Great warrior? War does not make one great.” – Yoda
“No one has jurisdiction over the truth” -Fox Mulder
“We are upping our standards… so up yours.” Pat Paulsen.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Bill of Rights: Void where Prohibited by Law
Blam! Blam! Blam! “Stop!” Blam! Blam! Blam! “Police!”
Born Again Christians are the human analogy to lemmings.
Braise The Lord (325 degrees for an hour, then add veggies)
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
God is a god of love, why do his followers promote hate ?
Got no problems with god, it’s his FAN CLUB that I hate.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Honk if you love cheeses.
If voting really effected change, it would be illegal.
If you’re a happy little citizen, clank your chains!
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Only people can defend freedom, it isn’t a government job!
Pro-Life’ers belive in life. And they will kill to prove it.
Save the whales! Collect all 4…
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
The Congress has the best politicians money can buy.
Visualize Whirled Peas
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
We are the Government. Please grab your ankles.
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
You don’t pay for abortions – I don’t pay for churches.

Collected from: Pip The Angry Youth and THO Issue 12, Casioc, Deadkat, and various bulletin board systems around the nation.

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