Category: Misc

  • Box of Shit: D2D’s Dilemma

    Box of Shit: D2D’s Dilemma

    Back in 2017, D2D sent me a box of shit. I meant to write about it back then but I got busy, which I think foretold that he would get busy. He now checks in every few months to make one pithy statement, usually about toilet events, and vanish back into his ether. Sometimes his […]

  • Box of Shit: The Kat Variance

    For those who know about the sordid history of the Box of Shit, you know where the name comes from. While some may have thoughtful touches and some personalized items, they are generally fun junk. Behold, the Kat variance! After sending a true box of shit to her, a couple months pass and I get […]

  • Comic: Criminal

    Comic: Criminal

    So this idea for a comic goes way back to 2000/2001 and fortunately I had a friend who sketched it out. The file date is from August, 2001, but I don’t know for sure that is when it was created. Idea by me, art by H. Poteat.

  • Comic: “Damn movies…”

    Comic: “Damn movies…”

    I’m not an artist but I occasionally have ideas. I contracted ‘Quickcartoon‘ on Fiverr to put one of my ideas from early this year into a comic strip. Pretty sure I had this idea years ago and from time to time remember it, often after watching a movie that involves the C.I.A. Woman: Where do […]

  • Box of Shit: The Punkis Confluence

    After removing many half-eaten Styrofoam peanuts I found the contents of this box sent by Punkis. Yes, that Punkis; the old, old, decrepit Attrition.org staff member. Bromancing the stone with Modify all those years he left the traffic of the greater Los Angeles region for the warm wonderful climate of a state within spitting distance […]

  • Box of Shit: The U.K. @w1bble Variety

    Box of Shit: The U.K. @w1bble Variety

    It’s been a while since I wrote up a ‘Box of Shit‘ but felt it was time after receiving one from Jamie (@w1bble). He sent it from that far away place trying to find an exit or something; U.K. politics are so weird, not like the U.S. They talk funny too. Speaking of weird, this […]

  • The Uncertain Future of Necco Wafers and the Logical Response

    Recently, the Necco wafer factory abruptly shut down after the company sold it to an “unknown buyer”. The footer to that image reads: “Necco, the oldest candy company in the country, abruptly shut down its Revere, Mass. factory on July 26, and left about 230 workers jobless. (Reuters)” Yes, the oldest candy company in the […]

  • Box of Shit: Chris Sistrunk

    After sending a glorious box of shit to Chris Sistrunk (@chrissistrunk), he decided to continue the fine tradition of such boxes and send one back to me. First, let’s be clear, the bowl of peanuts was not in the box. Chris would never give up peanuts, as he loves feeding his numerous squirrels. Second, let’s […]

  • Box of Shit: Space Rogue

    At some point around 2008 I put together a box with a bunch of random shit laying around. Nothing of value, all stuff you question why you even kept it in the first place basically. Off it went to an unsuspecting victim/friend. From there, the box-of-shit was born. Since then, I have sent out hundreds […]

  • Parody: Belated “Blame APT” Day

    [This was originally published on attrition.org.] May 1st, May Day, was dubbed “Blame APT Day” by @Unicorn_Threat on Twitter: We declare that May 1st (May Day) will be #IBlameAPT day all your screw ups will be given a free pass just blame #APT You’re Welcome!.. #UPT In the wake of high profile hacks at RSA and Department of Energy, […]