Tag: Parody

  • Parody: Belated “Blame APT” Day

    [This was originally published on attrition.org.] May 1st, May Day, was dubbed “Blame APT Day” by @Unicorn_Threat on Twitter: We declare that May 1st (May Day) will be #IBlameAPT day all your screw ups will be given a free pass just blame #APT You’re Welcome!.. #UPT In the wake of high profile hacks at RSA and Department of Energy, […]

  • Parody: New Hack Hustler

    [A parody of Ice-T’s “New Jack Hustler“. The original publication date is unknown.] Hacker, word, I hack the systems long,Grit my teeth, hack till every account’s gone.Got my block sewn, armored dope spots,Last thing I sweat’s a sucka punk cop.Hack like a king when I roll, hops,You try to hack, bang, another hacker drops.You gotta […]

  • Parody: Start Me Up (with a Microsoft twist)

    [A parody of The Rolling Stones “Start Me Up“, written with Demonika, after it was used for part of the Win95 advertising campaign . The exact publication date is unknown.] If you start me up,If you start me up I’m sure to stop You can start me up,You can start me up I’ll always stopI’ve […]