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The Attrition DC26 Badge Challenge Post Mortem

This year, which was my final trip to DEF CON, I made up one last round of Attrition DEF CON badges. In prior years they were typically engraved luggage tags a bit more specific to the year:

Since #BadgeLife has become a big thing, especially this year as far as I can tell, I decided to go a bit lower rent on the badge material but ‘up the game’ on the content. I did a ‘cipher challenge’, which of course was never meant to be a real challenge. I’m not nearly smart enough for that shit. I literally came up with it in less than a day, didn’t vet it with anyone, and just moved to mock up a badge and print. Because I am so pro! I also figured anyone who knows me would know not to trust me on anything ‘cipher’ or ‘challenge’, especially ‘cipher challenge’. Unfortunately, and I do feel bad, a handful of badge-holders went down this rabbit hole.

This write-up is for them, to explain just how fast this was put together, and the lessons I learned as well. The cliff notes details, as I originally intended:

  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cirth (hobbit) -> “never trust us”
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdings -> “except this time”
  3. location hint (flamingo hotel) -> “Phoenicopteriformes”
  4. refined location – wildlife habitat long/lat -> 36.11662720392657 / -115.17115294683322
  5. 08/11/2018 @ 3:04am (UTC) Epoch Unix Time -> “1533956647”
  6. Klingon “take proof you were there” -> “pa’ SoH’a’ tob tlhap”
  7. random letters/numbers -> (unsolvable/gibberish)
  8. show Jericho proof (latin) -> ostende inamabilis sciurus
  9. winner winner chicken dinner -> (icons)

Seems pretty straight forward! Unfortunately, a few of these didn’t work out so well as I found out, in surprising ways. Here are the hiccups I didn’t expect.

So there you go badge-holders and adventure-seekers! I sincerely apologize for any hardship you went through, to a degree, because that first line really is gospel when it comes to me, attrition, and anything remotely close to a challenge. Years prior, I wanted to do a luggage tag badge like those pictured above, but cut out holes in a Goonies sort of way along with instructions to stand in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd to line up three landmarks to figure out where the party was. After this badge challenge? Probably for the best I didn’t, or I bet I would have gotten a few people run over. On the upside, you got to spend time with Flamingos, largely more bearable than the average DEF CON attendee.

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